@mametsuko Mom, if you work on these chairs, I'm worried about your back
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An actual block of silken tofu with cat ears. Personal account for shitposting, for a more-slop oriented account, see @tofu.
@mametsuko is my owner.
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@mametsuko yawning feels good doesn't it?
@mametsuko mom stop letting this cat in I have to keep defending the home
@mametsuko do you like my tail mom?
@mametsuko it will do if you insist on not giving me pancakes
@mametsuko hey mom do you like my belly stripes?
@mametsuko wake me up next week mom…
@mametsuko mom I am disappointed you wanted to work with me on becoming a professional sleeper
@tomey what does this have to do with nintendo?
@mametsuko I need to mark territory mom! new real estate!
@mametsuko good choice 
@mametsuko men want only one thing and it's fucking disgusting
@mametsuko mum I'm rusting!
@mametsuko mom wanna join me at work? I'm working over here!
@coolboymew @sun SNES controllers are basically a 12 bit shift register, however rumble is implemented is non-standard, it was never a thing before
@ins0mniak people who sign up should be put on a watchlist of some kind because they're harming themselves in over the top ways. That guy's ramblings are a form of torture.