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@technolyze @graf @georgia @pwm @vriska I appreciate the mystique surrounding my penis and where it does or does not go, but graf is exaggerating somewhat, the speculation about the activities here are kind of retarded (I should thank georgia for getting high and never thinking before saying her high thoughts, as well as her complete disregard for whether what she is saying resembles reality or it's fucking stupid and practically designed to ; "if Georgia sensed something nefarious" is not a reasonable benchmark), and now you're taking some retarded speculation and running all the way off the goddamn rails with it. I would not undertake anything likely to prevent me from getting laid; celibacy has never been on the table for me, even temporarily.

I have no idea who the hell you are or what you do with your own genitals, so your interest in who I am and what I think is a mystery, but I appreciate your interest in my politics. If you think I am a fed, then please avoid incriminating yourself around me (though this is great advice in general). A fed probably wouldn't mention collaborating with other feds because that's fucking retarded (and thus you're fucking retarded): a fed would conceal their ties to other feds. Additionally, your interest in my penis is noted (with appreciation). I will attempt to address both.

As far as your interest in my politics, I have yet to be remotely evasive about my own beliefs, including my politics, so you should have been able to get them from just looking at what I have written and what I have done. "Non serviam, sed pacta servabo" and "I'm a goddamned American" should suffice to sum up my politics entirely. I am unsure why there is any mystery or speculation surrounding my politics because I never shut the fuck up, spewing my terrible thoughts all over this goddamn network, but politics are boring as shit. (All of that should explain why I have spent more time on digging up the funding and organizational overlap for IFTAS/Newsmast/SWF/etc. than on this kind of retarded fedi drama.) Check the goddamn domain name: ain't nothing changed. Now, like the loopy goddamn Mastodongs, I think you should probably consider how long I've been here and what I have done with my time here and consider whether, if I had some nefarious plan, why I ain't got around to it yet and why I have not been recruiting for it.

Finally, regarding your interest in my penis, I don't post specifics about that sort of thing in public, but anyone interested in my penis is free to come inspect it, provided they know how to smile like a donut. (You seem a little spastic, though, so don't bother.)