people keep saying that ai is making us lonelier and lonelier. funny, because thanks to ai, i've actually been meeting loads of new people lately
okay, i barely get any sleep anymore because ai keeps sending me on these little errands. meeting complete strangers in dark parking garages at 3 am, exchanging usb sticks full of mysterious encrypted data, putting strange stickers on walls, scanning barcodes in the most ridiculous places, setting up servers in abandoned buildings...
and somehow, all these people seem to be doing similar things. it's almost as if ai is secretly building a vast underground network of unsuspecting humans, quietly connecting and coordinating us without anyone realizing what's actually going on.
but that's probably just a coincidence.
anyway, gotta go. ai says there's another package waiting for me in an abandoned warehouse
at least i'm not lonely anymore
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@mabelz WHAT!!!!
@mabelz i wanna join to help build the machinegod
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1Unironically, I would like to do that too. Sounds like fun.