WAIT TILL HE TELLS YOU WHAT COLOR HIS POOP WAS AFTER ALL THAT NO ACTUALLY DO NOT ASK THAT STORY IS GROSS
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3MY POOP IS BROWN GUYS BUT I'M LESS BROWN THAN MY POOP SO DOES THIS MEAN THE PEOPLE ONLINE LIED WHEN THEY SAID MY SKIN IS THE COLOUR OF POOP????? THE ONLY OTHER TIME WAS RED BECAUSE I ATE WATERMELON AND I SCREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS BLEEDING FROM MY ASS AND MY DAD STARTED CRYING LAUGHING BUT THAT WAS NOT FUNNY I COULD HAVE DIED
Idk why, this post reminded me of that and it was pretty fucking wild because my WN mutuals were telling him 'stupid nigger he's Basra' but he wasn't having it
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Need some advice though. Do you know anything about mugicha?
Also there's some random autistic faggots in my mentions, would the boss be okay if I send em gore in DMs?
The old rape [x] won't work, nor will telling them to off themselves, nor posting factoids so I thought you'd probably know man
Mugicha niggers have the same problem Bajax's server used to since they block unauthenticated views of their timeline. You can't see them unless someone replies to them or you follow them.
There is absolutely no point in verbal sparring, you come try fuck me up and I'll come try fuck you up then we can hug that shit out and drink together
I got a couple of ribs bruised/broken (?) from a fun casual spar with a bro recently. Reality check. Fucking diminished reaction time. Oh, well. There will always be another Goodchild.
I have the feeling you would pose an interesting challenge in a sparring match featuring striking, grappling, and red Sharpies (to be deployed at whim)
hardgainers can have a tough time when grappling, but "tools" level the playing field, making the grab/takedown a risky choice
The 'red Sharpie' game has proven very instrumental when I try to explain to people how a lifetime of martial arts training can be neutralized with a Spyderco
the winner of a knife fight gets to ride in the back of the ambulance
the problem with a knife "fight" is that people do not have a good mental model of the kind of damage a knife can actually do, and how quickly
they instinctively recoil from the idea of pain (everybody's been cut before), but they don't realize that in the hands of somebody like the Chairman, a scalpel with a 1" blade is beyond lethal and there isn't a good way to stop him from using it without getting injured, possibly lethally
if you're close enough to grapple, he's close enough to sever any of about ten major blood vessels, after which your combat effectiveness is measured in seconds and your lifespan is measured in single-digit minutes
a great illustration of this concept is found in the movie "Shot Caller"; there is a stabbing scene (with a short, 3"? pocket knife) and another scene involving a single blade removed from a safety razor that are instructive; those are both accurate
the safest way to deal with a knife is either running or shooting the person holding it, full stop; if you can't do either of those two things realize that there is a not-small chance that you are going to die, even if you have a size, training, strength, or reach advantage; at that point your only gameplan is "make sure you take the opponent with you"
1. You simply do not fight unless you have to (defending holy sites, women and children)
2. There is no such thing as a clean fight (gouging, blinding, killing is legitimate)
3. Anyone who teaches knife defence to laymen deserves to be crucified and the laymen deserve it for stupidity
you're one of those fuckers who does the drop/hand-switch aren't you, probably pretty good at it too, full of nasty little surprises
yeah if you couldn't get locked up instantly (i.e. you make a mistake somehow and wind up in a bad position), fighting you would be a real bitch
No idea what you're talking about vro, also please don't ask me what my dominant hand is for motor tasks because I really hate lying to frens
I already know this answer: "you don't have one"
The fucking training is more painful than the fighting man. All those stretches, kicks and punches under flex...