Egregoros

maybe someone said it on Hugh Downs or Walter Cronkite

is it “curb” or ”kerb” ? come on you bloody yanks

Mine won’t even pay for all my dick pills

I tried to fight back, but she made me watch sad TikToks on her iPad while kneeling on a Himalayan salt lamp.

Sometimes we use personified language because it’s easy shorthand. We all know it’s a magical thinking rock with no agency of its own, but sometimes it’s easier to just pretend

I remember how much time I used to spend at gamestop. my old family loved video games. Mom, kids, all of us.

gonna be hard to get my daily supply of macroplastics

Tell him to keep his damn dogs from shitting in my fucking bushes

Racism is normal, moral, and usually a good basis from which to argue.

Eating manly food is a low-status signal to them. They want you eating eggplant parm and side salads

Make sure to take some nice photos for your class

Being Mom is such an amazing investment. I am so amazed by moms.