kittymaxxing if he's the best man why isn't he the one getting married
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@rosey the best man in question:
@RustyCrab @rosey holy shit it's me
@rosey BECAUSE HE ISN'T HUMBLE, HE THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD FOR IT
@rosey should be called the best alternative
@rosey my understanding is in less civil times, weddings were risky business so the groom selected the best swordsman he could find to defend his bride while he was busy with the ritual part of marriage. at the same time, if this guy was well-known as an honorable person, his willingness to serve this role reflected well on the groom's character.
as brides getting kidnapped during weddings became a rarer occurence, the best man role became ceremonial and more a matter of "who's ny best friend."
as brides getting kidnapped during weddings became a rarer occurence, the best man role became ceremonial and more a matter of "who's ny best friend."
@rosey Best chump, amirite.