@Erpel
God at this point I can't afford to ignore it.
Raccoon
@raccoon@fedi.raccoonden.moe
:audhd:
Millennial who tries to be positive online.
Neurotypical? Never met him.
Straight? Like a banana.
CIS? More like CISn't!
Intelligent? Unlikely.
Cute? Shit friend, I hope so.
LEWD and HORNY on main. You've been warned.
Be horny with me :neoraccoon_owo:
Tell me about your passions, I wanna hear all about it!
Sgnal, XMPP, matrix and telegram might be shared if asked.
Minors are welcome to interact but please only in a non lewd way.
Pronouns: Whatever. Gender is a fuck. Use what you want, mostly used to he, I like they.
Testimonials:
"Officially an attractive woman"
- Vriska
"You know damn well what you're packing >\\\\\>;"
-Tricorgs
I wouldn't have wanted to, but lately my economical situation shat itself and I decided to add links for donations below.
If you wanna help a raccoon out, I would be very grateful
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@coolboymew
That hole ain't big enough for the hot dog.
@lebronjames75
It would be funny if it wasn't something they decided together in the first place.
@rosey
I don't really care for the bread but I ain't ignoring this shit
Whenever someone unfollows me I get really insecure.
I don't care about the numbers, just to be clear, I just worry about what I may have done to be disliked.
Some german dude sold me something.
Used the wrong stamp which made the shipping send it right back.
And if I understand correctly now has the audacity of expecting me to pay for the new shipping.
@mangeurdenuage @lebronjames75
I concur: what the fuck?
@lebronjames75
IN AWE AT THE SIZE OF THAT LAD
ABSOLUTE UNIT
@sun
My wife agrees
@sun
I was praying for this to be true because it would be so funny. Looked up proof.
Fake.
It was translated from a Spanish humoristic newspaper.
Like if someone made an article from the onion pass as real.
@sun
Oh no don't ruin the joke
C was s fucking bad that they skipped C+ and went straight to C++
At work
Car passes by
I ask the usual shit
Then I ask which company they are with
The driver replies seriously.
One guy in the backseat says another company's name to be funny
Nobody laughing
I ignore him
After 3 seconds he starts laughing alone
I felt second hand embarrassment
@whirly
Because few queers have such low taste to wear something with McDonald's branding
@sun
It might just be in my head, but the second one... I hear some kind of dirtyness I can't put into words, and it's barely there.