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@pwm My entire house smells like fresh espresso because I have been forcing a 21-22 year old espresso machine from finland to push beans through her broken brew group and tubes. You could probably get contact high from being in here rn

@graf @pwm >forcing 21-22 year old
>push beans
>broken tubes

go easy on her graf

@Dirty_Thirty @pwm nah somebod(ies) rode this thing dirty for that entire time and nobody took it apart. there's a literal ecosystem of various different bug phenotypes from finalnd and canada, spider eggs even. imagine being a teenage girl and hitting the brew button on your espresso machine and out comes 100 spider babies

@graf @Dirty_Thirty @pwm I’m sorry but you have to take her out to the streets where she belongs

@PankoPoster @Dirty_Thirty @pwm I'd like to take panko off the streets but unfortunately she belongs there

@graf @pwm Not so hidden message.

@Marakus @pwm shut up nigger

@graf @pwm Yeah, those super-autos hate greasy beans, get so deeply clogged up in places they really shouldn't ... i refurbished an older one that looked like it lived under a pine tree for a couple of years.. works great now, but tuning um tends to give ya way more very strong coffee than ya maybe should be drinking..

@pwm I’m doing both simultaneously

@awl urine is sterile you know

@pwm @awl Only gamer girl piss is sterile

Urine, whether from a hydrated or dehydrated person, is not sterile and

==contains bacteria==, making it unsafe to drink as a water source. Dehydrated urine is even more dangerous because it is highly concentrated with waste products and salts, which can damage kidneys and cause irritation.

@graf @awl He's going to boil it if he's making coffee, so he should be good to go

@pwm @awl Oh yeah then he should be fine, thank you friend