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@p Went to costco the other day, they had a sample station for cup noodle. This old man stood there talking to the lady, there was a like an 8 pack or something on the cart.
> You mean this whole box for eight dollars?
I witnessed this man's first exposure to ramen.
> You mean this whole box for eight dollars?
I witnessed this man's first exposure to ramen.
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@p He was rightfully amazed and bewildered. The elderly aren't prepared to cope with the awesome reality of instant ramen.
@p @pwm I want to apologize to the people who made Final Fantasy VI for what happened to their baby... and also... cup-o noodles...
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@SilverDeth @pwm
> I want to apologize to the people who made Final Fantasy VI for what happened to their baby
Did they give 6 the FF7:R treatment? Did they nerf Kefka's tits?
> I want to apologize to the people who made Final Fantasy VI for what happened to their baby
Did they give 6 the FF7:R treatment? Did they nerf Kefka's tits?
@p @pwm Final fantasy 15 was a commercial for Cup of Noodles - and it included one of the characters saying "Mmmmm... I love my cup of noodles! They sure are good!"
This was voiced.
I was 100% correct in not playing any mainline FF title that went into the double-digits.
https://finalfantasyxv.fandom.com/wiki/Cup_Noodles
...wait... did you say Kefka's tits?
I know better than to type that into a web search. Nice try.
This was voiced.
I was 100% correct in not playing any mainline FF title that went into the double-digits.
https://finalfantasyxv.fandom.com/wiki/Cup_Noodles
...wait... did you say Kefka's tits?
I know better than to type that into a web search. Nice try.
@SilverDeth @pwm
> Final fantasy 15 was a commercial for Cup of Noodles
Oh, okay, you wrote "VI" and I was like "Oh, no!"
> ...wait... did you say Kefka's tits?
Square nerfed Tifa's tits in FF7:R. (All the other shit that was absolutely fucking terrible about that game and people only cared about the tits, apparently. It was visually uninspired, it looked like all of the other horseshit they just crank out the assembly line.
You look at the artwork for Kefka and you're supposed to grasp right away that he's evil and a lunatic, you know, and like, it makes you wonder why a person would dress like that.
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> Final fantasy 15 was a commercial for Cup of Noodles
Oh, okay, you wrote "VI" and I was like "Oh, no!"
> ...wait... did you say Kefka's tits?
Square nerfed Tifa's tits in FF7:R. (All the other shit that was absolutely fucking terrible about that game and people only cared about the tits, apparently. It was visually uninspired, it looked like all of the other horseshit they just crank out the assembly line.
You look at the artwork for Kefka and you're supposed to grasp right away that he's evil and a lunatic, you know, and like, it makes you wonder why a person would dress like that.
amano--kefka.jpg
amano--kefka_chibi.jpg
amano--kefka_ii.jpg
amano--kefkaa.jpg
@p @pwm
His rant at the end. What a take-down of the heroes and their sappy reasons for living.
"You all sound like chapters from a self-help book. You make me sick. You're nothing. You're dirt. No, you're the dirt on the bottom of that dirt. I'll burn everything - I'll turn this world into a monument to non-existence."
Dude was seriously one of the best villains they ever wrote.
His rant at the end. What a take-down of the heroes and their sappy reasons for living.
"You all sound like chapters from a self-help book. You make me sick. You're nothing. You're dirt. No, you're the dirt on the bottom of that dirt. I'll burn everything - I'll turn this world into a monument to non-existence."
Dude was seriously one of the best villains they ever wrote.
@SilverDeth @pwm
> Dude was seriously one of the best villains they ever wrote.
That game had some excellent writing, you know, like...a lot of things that weren't supposed to happen in video games just *happened*.
> Dude was seriously one of the best villains they ever wrote.
That game had some excellent writing, you know, like...a lot of things that weren't supposed to happen in video games just *happened*.
@SilverDeth @p this is now a spider man thread
@SilverDeth @pwm Who did Earthbound? Was that Woosley?
@p @pwm Youngest daughters is a Ramen snob.
>Youngest asks for Ramen for supper.
>Ahh, self sufficiency.
>Yes, do this thing.
>Clang clang clatter. Draws slamming. Fridge jingling.
>Wander upstairs wondering what the hell.
>This is Ramen. There should be no clank clatter slam or jingling.
>Half our refrigerator condiments are on the counter.
>3 bags of frozen vegetables snipped open.
>Spice rack pulled out. More spices than I can count in a neat row.
>Cinnamon? Is this Ramen or a pie?
>Wifeunit.exe is not going to be happy. (Oh well ZFG).
>Something vaguely resembling Ramen is boiling.
>Shrimp flavor packet.
>"What are you doing... this is not how you do ramen."
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
>(Did she just do a Hannibal Lecter smile?)
>This is 100% my child. I do not need a DNA test.
>"You have to eat that."
>"WHOHOHOHAHAHAHA! I WILL! I WILL EAT IT ALL!!!!"
>I have brought monsters into this world.
>(And I feel fine about that).
(She didn't eat any of it).
>Youngest asks for Ramen for supper.
>Ahh, self sufficiency.
>Yes, do this thing.
>Clang clang clatter. Draws slamming. Fridge jingling.
>Wander upstairs wondering what the hell.
>This is Ramen. There should be no clank clatter slam or jingling.
>Half our refrigerator condiments are on the counter.
>3 bags of frozen vegetables snipped open.
>Spice rack pulled out. More spices than I can count in a neat row.
>Cinnamon? Is this Ramen or a pie?
>Wifeunit.exe is not going to be happy. (Oh well ZFG).
>Something vaguely resembling Ramen is boiling.
>Shrimp flavor packet.
>"What are you doing... this is not how you do ramen."
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
>(Did she just do a Hannibal Lecter smile?)
>This is 100% my child. I do not need a DNA test.
>"You have to eat that."
>"WHOHOHOHAHAHAHA! I WILL! I WILL EAT IT ALL!!!!"
>I have brought monsters into this world.
>(And I feel fine about that).
(She didn't eat any of it).
@SilverDeth @pwm
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
I fuckin' lol'd, man. HFS.
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
I fuckin' lol'd, man. HFS.
@SilverDeth @pwm @p cinnamon? and shrimp? that’s like next-level Japanese/Lebanese fusion shit right there
@VaxxSabbath @p @pwm
Fusion is a good choice of words in all its horribleness...
...the resulting... slurry... didn't survive long...
...fortunately
Fusion is a good choice of words in all its horribleness...
...the resulting... slurry... didn't survive long...
...fortunately