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I should update my dating profile bio to "I used to work at the soup factory but I kept adding too much love and the FDA got involved"
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@nierenstein DO IT YOU COWARD!
This would work on me
@matty @nierenstein If I ever set up a tinder again my tagline will read "hopeless romantic in search of the dirtiest whores"
@nierenstein Soupcels on suicide watch rn. 
I should update my dating profile bio to "I used to work at the soup factory but I kept adding too much love and the FDA got involved"