Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe
@newt@stereophonic.space
Sometimes evil.
Almost godlike.
Better, even more magnificent than before.
Not for the faint of heart.
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Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.
#niu refugee.
Programming and tech talk is mostly at @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network (formerly at @pureevil@functional.cafe) but occasionally leaks.
Backup cofe storage and posts are at @newt@cofe.rocks.
Bar-hopping and wine connaisseur posts at @abitlame@socially.drinkingatmy.computer.
Email is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer.
I write and actively use proprietary software.
"@newt@niu.moe - quality posts."
- @dielan@shitposter.club
"newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants."
- @moth@husk.site
"the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says"
- @genmaicha
“he is fucking weird”
- @yangwenli@cawfee.club
"newt you must be stopped'
- @iwillbite@whinge.town
"@iwillbite@whinge.town The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that."
- @adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
"if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt would be it, keep it up king"
- @cell@pl.ebin.zone
"You must be immune to the autism. True chad energy."
- @Tony@clew.lol
"Duke Nukem did nothing wrong."
- @newt
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why does everyone but me on fedi have an asian gf?
Laptops used to be much sexier than the featureless slabs we have now ![]()
From https://codeberg.org/rossabaker/no-agents.md/src/branch/main/CLAUDE.md
I'm opening new frontiers for my employer. This week we are going to figure out whether company policies allow ascii gay porn in git commit messages.
Chat, do you have that 4chan greentext where anon explains how movies affect daily human behaviour and thus are often used for propaganda purposes?
>If code is free, why aren’t all apps native?
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>The state of coding agents can be summed up by this fact
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> Claude spent $20k on an agent swarm implementing (kinda) a C-compiler in Rust, but desktop Claude is an Electron app.
This is actually... a very nice question
https://www.dbreunig.com/2026/02/21/why-is-claude-an-electron-app.html
ngl this sounds pretty rad
More seriously, our server somehow fails to boot and requires several power cycles to get back up. I might have to invest into new hardware for it some time soon.
I will have to do some maintenance next week. Gonna have to plug a graphics card into the server.
lmao this guy