Mooommm come pick me up, 'straight' men online are doing the 'penises are better looking than vaginas' discourse again
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@mushroom_soup oh come the FUCK on surely no one thinks that
Are they really so pornbrained
Are they really so pornbrained
@pwm @mushroom_soup I mean have you seen a real vagina lately?
@pwm They don't want you to know this but only a small number of men are 100% straight
@ForbiddenDreamer @mushroom_soup all genitalia are fleshy and a little strange if you take a step back but you're supposed to like the one that complements yours
Surely since the days of antiquity, yes, they are
@mushroom_soup I blame porn tbh. They're too used to watching other men put penises in women
@pwm @mushroom_soup this discussion happens all the time on poast rofl. poast is just my eye into rw twitter. It's hilarious.
@pwm @mushroom_soup this discussion happens all the time on poast rofl. poast is just my eye into rw twitter. It's hilarious.
@f0x @mushroom_soup I hate the antichrist.
Just get laid. Even being promiscuous is less mind destroying than gooner shit.
Just get laid. Even being promiscuous is less mind destroying than gooner shit.
@pwm Who remembers Super Straight? It was a sexuality designed to be a trans-exclusive flavour of 'not gay'.
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@thatbrickster @mushroom_soup sounds gay
@thatbrickster @pwm These men would LOVE trans women (they do actually)
@mushroom_soup @thatbrickster you'd understand if you just spent some time with Blair White
@ForbiddenDreamer @pwm @mushroom_soup Yet he claims to hate female penis, curious...............
@pwm @mushroom_soup I don't really think that's a comparison for a discussion ("Today I will find out which tastes better: this strawberry shortcake or this glass of scotch!") but I do try to tell women how powerful a chemical testosterone is that it makes men lust after their munchables to the detriment of even their own lives.
@EvilSandmich @mushroom_soup christ, dude
@mushroom_soup No one should ever have sex with the lights on.
@thomasroiloup Asserting my dominance by making my husband keep the lights on
@thomasroiloup @mushroom_soup yeah you should do it in the soft light of the dawning sun before you even get up to hit the lightswitch
@thomasroiloup Asserting my dominance by making my husband keep the lights on
@mushroom_soup In spanish we have the saying "Ninguna mujer es fea por donde mea". No woman is ugly from where she pees.
Those are just closeted fags that don't want to come to terms with it. Someone should tell them to suck cock already
Those are just closeted fags that don't want to come to terms with it. Someone should tell them to suck cock already
@Morghur Mediterranean men are God's straightest warriors
@mushroom_soup You can be proud of your med heritage
@Morghur Remember Luigi mangione only got caught because he pulled down his face mask to smile at a girl