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my room needs more decor

My bro went viral streaming recently and his room is bare bones (he doesn't let our mom add shit to it) but she is embarrassed his room is so lame so she's trying to sneak decorations in there when he streams

@madison But what goes with a disco ball, lava lamps and american flags?

You need this, obvi

@madison he couldn't read her mind because nothing was happening inside of it.

the first movie literally starts with her staring off into a field for no reason

My nigga she was destined to be a vampire!! The reason vampire abilities didn't work on her is because she had the shielding power as a human just waiting to be unleashed in her ultimate form (vampire bish)

I think I love Twilight so much because 1) it's awesome 2) I'm literally a Phoenix desert rat that moved right by Forks WA
3) I hated everything cold and wet just like Bella (TWINSIES) 4) got married at 18 to my twu wuv

@madison the only thing cool about twilight was bella's truck