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Couples folding each other while scrolling reels is reminiscent of chinese couples smoking opium and collapsing on one-another

@kernow I wonder if it's possible to find a gf who isn't brainrotted (tiktok, reels) but also isn't a femcel or other species of cave critter

@genmaicha @kernow this is like the women that want a 6ft dude who makes 200k a year lmfao

@kernow tfw no gf to pass out with watching funny yt shorts

@genmaicha @kernow 8+ hours on TikTok (daily)

@genmaicha @kernow i think the concept of the "other half" has been damaging. Most people won't find someone who really complements them like they'd want. Most people will find their other... about... 25% give or take

@iwillbite @kernow

@genmaicha @kernow
You're suggesting a femcel wouldn't be more brainrotted? You want a girl who spends time in the real world not cooped up on her phone.

@Maroon @kernow what I mean is that girls who aren't "normal" - who don't use tiktok and stuff - might be weird in a bad way, hence femcels and cave critters.

@genmaicha @kernow I’m kidding. My daily average is 1hr and 37 minutes.

@kernow I wonder if it's possible to find a gf who isn't brainrotted (tiktok, reels) but also isn't a femcel or other species of cave critter

@mischievoustomato @kernow @genmaicha I expect nothing, so I can't be disappointed.

@subnetter @kernow @genmaicha and some others... expect the unexpected... dun dun dun

@mischievoustomato @kernow @genmaicha

If you are into any niche or masculine hobbies you instantly become a retard magnet as a woman

@subnetter @mischievoustomato @kernow if you don't like being a retard magnet then why tf are you on fedi

@subnetter @kernow @genmaicha it is what it is.

@subnetter @kernow @genmaicha though you can get into stuff but not into its community. that's how I've done things for the most part and should return to

@genmaicha @kernow @subnetter in my case, saying nigger under my real name could get me into a hard spot for jobs. or not... people of the same color are racist to each other here and i try not doing those jokes because I could be sued for raycism

@mischievoustomato @kernow @genmaicha you aren't in the U.K

@genmaicha @mischievoustomato @kernow

I was moreso referring to autistic stalkers in uni - fedi is funny because you can teehee from afar

@subnetter @kernow @genmaicha I'm still a latrino that would like a jerb so i can buy FRUIT and VEGGIES and CHICKEN and CHATGPT PRO

@genmaicha @kernow
Yeah you want a woman who doesn't spend much time online, which disclouds homebodies.

@genmaicha @kernow

It's possible, just unlikely.

@mischievoustomato @genmaicha sad nvke :(

@sally @kernow boltzmann brain gf

@subnetter @mischievoustomato @genmaicha true

@kernow @genmaicha from another pov, many make it work, some truly get someone who actually loves them. maybe you get one or the other, maybe nothing. life's all a gamble, which is why my true real dream... is to get a MacBook

@mischievoustomato @genmaicha I've resigned myself to nothing now that my hs sweetheart has been married.

@kernow @genmaicha oof
i shoulda be glad i never fell in love. i dont know how that feels

@kernow @mischievoustomato https://youtube.com/watch?v=u6OgLrmoI4c

@kernow folding?

@mischievoustomato @genmaicha it's fine until its not

@genmaicha @kernow

Whatever you can think of, she's likely out there, but the odds you ever come across her are lower the more creative you get.

@genmaicha @kernow @sally in some distant future iteration of this random universe your soulmate is with you

@kernow Difference is cuddling with someone you love while on opiates is the single best feeling possible