I want to put a commercial style "we'll be right back" page on poast but I don't have time to make a static html page. Which one of you wants to do it?
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>POA.ST β Pardon Our Dust</title>
<meta name="robots" content="noindex">
<style>
:root { --bg: #056445; }
* { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }
html, body { width: 100%; height: 100%; background-color: var(--bg); }
body { min-height: 100dvh; overflow: hidden; }
.stage {
position: relative;
width: 100vw;
height: 100dvh;
display: flex;
align-items: flex-end;
justify-content: flex-start;
background-color: var(--bg);
}
.stage img {
display: block;
width: auto;
height: auto;
max-width: 100%;
max-height: 100%;
object-fit: contain;
object-position: left bottom;
pointer-events: none;
user-select: none;
-webkit-user-drag: none;
}
.updates {
position: absolute;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
z-index: 2;
color: #fff;
font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size: clamp(1.25rem, 2.4vw, 2rem);
font-weight: 700;
letter-spacing: 0.08em;
text-decoration: none;
line-height: 1;
white-space: nowrap;
}
.updates:hover,
.updates:focus-visible {
text-decoration: underline;
text-underline-offset: 0.18em;
outline: none;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<main class="stage">
<img
src="https://i.desu.si/RLsFfGUc.png"
alt="Pardon our dust⦠POA.ST will return shortly."
width="1920"
height="1080"
>
<a class="updates" href="https://nerv.st/users/graf">UPDATES.</a>
</main>
</body>
</html>this isn't bad. considering
also @matty I'll send you some scratch for putting up with our users in a couple days. thank you friend
I do not want your money, you have enough going on. Your users have been very pleasant as well, not like us when we came to Poast LMAO
I shouldn't be surprised with how civil it's been around here in the refugee camps
No Rape poast gangs so not the full refugee experience
I mean, rape can be arranged, but if you have to ask for rape, is it really rape?
me forcing crypto on Matty is basically rape so I'm going to rape him
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