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Pilgrim

I need to find a remote job I can do from this coffee shop like all these other metrosexuals

Kaz

@pwm oh no, was losing weight part of becoming a metrosexual?

Pilgrim

@Kaz no I'm losing weight so I can pivot to drinking myself to death with gusto

Kaz

@pwm I'm pretty sure it'd be faster if you layered the cirrhosis on top of a fatty liver.

Pilgrim

@Kaz Gotta get healthy to suffer well enough.

di0nysius the patomskyite

@pwm @Kaz

Perc'y habit.

"Hasn't been 4 hours but I'm fiending."

God has given me the

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di0nysius the patomskyite

@pwm @Kaz

God has given us the funniest clowns, for his silliest shitposters.*