positive covid test clutched in my hands, waiting for jeff cliff to gun me down
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Cough at him before he gets the shot off so he has to shoot himself afterward
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@binkle its no sin to get the coof
the question is what you do next
the question is what you do next
*white van pulls up to your house, man in full hazmat suit steps out with a rusty beretta*
"I wasn't execting any visitors..... *COUGH* "
*look again, uh oh, he heard the cough, starting at you through the window*
"frick"
*you think he's planning on leaving as he puts the gun back in the van, but comes back out with steel brackets and a screw gun*
*You are too sick to move, and he approaches your doors and windows and starts securing them shit*
*he returns to the van, coming back out again but this time with a flamethrower*
why did i type this
"I wasn't execting any visitors..... *COUGH* "
*look again, uh oh, he heard the cough, starting at you through the window*
"frick"
*you think he's planning on leaving as he puts the gun back in the van, but comes back out with steel brackets and a screw gun*
*You are too sick to move, and he approaches your doors and windows and starts securing them shit*
*he returns to the van, coming back out again but this time with a flamethrower*
why did i type this