I hung out with my bestie all day today.
And we gossiped.
And we gossiped.
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@iwillbite about who?! what did you tell her?! STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M A CA--- you didn't talk about me did you? DID YOU?!
@bajax @iwillbite least cat like thing to say here tbh
@pwm @iwillbite what I know she was talking about me I just don't want her telling people I'm a cat
@bajax @iwillbite I tell everyone I meet that my friend Bajax on the fediverse is a cat
@iwillbite @pwm no you don't you don't tell anyone, ever I AM NOT A CAT DANIT
@iwillbite @pwm why would you do that when you could let me walk around on my own two feet?
@iwillbite @pwm -TWO- feet
@iwillbite @pwm well something of mine is four feet YOOOO
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@iwillbite @pwm I'm sorry that was vulgar and I would never say something like that normally I don't know what came over me
@pwm @iwillbite hey stop trying to push her off on me she's YOUR problem
@bajax @iwillbite it is already decided
@pwm @iwillbite under what authority?!
@pwm @iwillbite stop trying to match me damnit! I'm a lone wolf!
@bajax @iwillbite you're literally a cat
@iwillbite @pwm you are a HUGE problem
@iwillbite @pwm I mean not saying you're huge you don't look huge from your hand pics I mean that in a metaphysical sense
@iwillbite @pwm you threatened to put me in a backpack I'm not gonna put up with that!
@iwillbite @pwm why would I appreciate being put in a bag?!