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Suicide-prevention crusaders aren't in it because they care about people.

If they cared about people, their crusade would be against poverty, oppression, and disease, without which no one would feel any need to commit suicide in the first place.

No, suicide-prevention crusaders are the sort who pull the wings off insects for fun. They're in it because they enjoy torturing the helpless and they don't want us to die before they're done having their way with us.