Fuggin cat distribution network up their shenanigans. I was almost two miles into a run and little dude (ette?)was just playing in the middle of the road. Dude at the closest house said he's a stray, never let anyone touch him. Kitteh was already sleeping in my arms as he's telling me this. Going to and see if anyone at work wants a kitten. I work at a library, surely half of them are ready for cat number 3 or 5.
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@adequate_birb keep it
He seems attached, birb.
Bruce is already trying to make friends.
Idk i was not actually wanting any more pets. Two dogs, one cat, and an asshole leopard gecko are more than enough.
@adequate_birb it's not fair the doggos are a pair but the cat is alone 
You might be stuck.
@adequate_birb Bring him over.
Samantha my Bengal and Bruce my ball of canine anxiety are best friends they even sleep together sometimes. My senior gal Dorinda is indifferent to all other four leggeds.
But that cat wants to be with you. Keep it.
Too late now you shouldn’t have stopped.
You really gonna hurt Bruce's feelings by taking away his new friend? Wowwww...
@Sui @adequate_birb @rees yeah, the distribution system has spoken, unless he latches on to someone else and you're just a stop along the way to hist final destination, he's yours
Oh yeah I didn't notice I got rid of the of, my bad I take back the unintentional compliment.
He still a cat tho
@Sui @adequate_birb @rees @ForbiddenDreamer no I'm not a cat I WAS NEVER A CAT NOBODY CAN SAY I WAS A CAT
You broke into my house and then killed me with a fire axe when I turned my back.
@rees @Sui @adequate_birb @ForbiddenDreamer I'll tell you again you deserve to be told to shut up dude
@Sui @bajax @adequate_birb @rees @ForbiddenDreamer he doesn't even recall consciously doing such which is probably the funniest part
Ok, so there is a greater than zero percent chance i have a new kitten. I posted signs at the mail boxes for due diligence. Duchess Samantha is not at all pleased with the current state of affairs in her manor.
@f0x @Sui @adequate_birb @rees @ForbiddenDreamer I REMEMBER I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT TO KILL HIM IN ONE HIT NOTHING EVER DIED IN ONE HIT BEFORE IN THAT GAME
Yay birb has a new kitten fren!
@pwm can you add another on the to badge list? kthx
@adequate_birb @bajax @Sui Aww bless you for taking the little one under your wing. Even if he's not with you forever he evidently needed a friend and a helping hand. You're a star.
We'll see. I'm going to do my best to talk myself out of it. Animal care is not cheap. Little thing is cute as a bug though.
Kitten already loves you.
You already love kitten.
Work out the details later 😤
You already love kitten.
Work out the details later 😤
@adequate_birb @Sui @bajax Oh I full agree, you've plenty to look after already. I shall hope a good home can be found, and yes, very cute little floofball.
@adequate_birb @bajax @Grumbleshroom @Sui >I'm going to do my best to talk myself out of it
his first mom abandoned him in the woods, alone, scared, abandoned, now his second mom is thinking of doing the same
his first mom abandoned him in the woods, alone, scared, abandoned, now his second mom is thinking of doing the same
birb you aren't a monster are you?
The cat knows the future...
What are you naming your new kitten btw?
So adorable!
Thinking on it ... I mean maybe if I keep it. Wink wink
Bruce is pretty sure Bajax is a cat. Def not a doggo.
Bruce is pretty sure Bajax is a cat. Def not a doggo.