Egregoros

"Wait a second, lemme ask my pocket jew. Hey google!"

i learned fondle slab from a podcaster a few years ago, thought it was good, this is also good

The pocket jew....YES

Goybrick.

I call mine a "rectangular devil" sometimes

Just heard a guy call the Interstate Highways System the "InterZOG Goyway System", I'm never driving again.

This reminds me of the conspiracy theory I came up with as a joke: your phone is full of tiny Jews who draw everything on the screen really fast (this is why you pay them every month)

Just remove the jewish influence from them, and they could still be the one of the greatest tools we have instead of the spy device that tries to nickel and dime us.