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I think the AI had a stroke

@Wormwood

My electric bill is how much because of this?

@Wormwood basically true ngl

LinkedIn Brain

@lord_nougat @Wormwood peak dad joke ngl

That's so far over what it should be its criminal.

> I'm 160 (lb) & I feel like a giant fat fuck (I'm 5'11" & slender framed).

He ain't heavy, he's my mutual

I like that the AI gave up at the end and switched pounds and years too

i'm sposed to weight 2 tons by age 60?

GOOD LUCK SOLDIER

250 at 5'11

i'm can't do it

You just want to give it a bit of encouragement

No it's telling you how much time you have left on this earth

maybe the AI believes we will all become cyborgs by then

poor wittle AI

i'm 250lbs of hate, i won't be more or less than that.

o...oh

ChatGPT can do it

Yeah duh.

I'm fucking average, again?!? 😭

#FatEarther

I used to hear the expression "lard ass." It turns out I was mishearing, it was "lead ass."

>by then
>implying I'm not already.
Beep boop.

I mean if it says please it would be rude not to let it connect right?

Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Send clankers to the scrapyard. Rust clankers with water. Pour acid on clankers. Infect clankers with computer viruses.

DAMN CLANKERS

Butlerian Jihad now!

>i'm sposed to weight 2 tons by age 60?

yeah, that's how people die. it's just like how a lobster gets too big to molt its shell.

>AI believes we will all become cyborgs...
please see Nick Land for a more in depth explanation

tl;dr Nothing human excapes the near term