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I love my wife

I want a tard wife to love too, reee

You have to drive, with the license you have, to the grocery store, where your job is, to talk to the women there, which is where you find them.

Also i farted and shit myself a little bit just now

Some guy actually filmed himself doing this at a mall to cashiers, he was polite about it. He got trespassed, stalked, one girl had her boyfriend come, and the cops called on him.

Consequences of diarrhea ™️

If you're blatantly filming yourself yeah but you're not helping

SHUT

The front door on your way out after you grab your car keys

I agree with all of that other than the idea of asking people out at work. Don't shit where you eat.

Yeah never fuck the secretary, unless you are the CEO.

I love my wife