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Venezuelan government is (was?) Communists -> Every single person in the entire country was happy to see them go.

"Where's the kaboom? Where's the Earth-shattering kaboom!?"

Simple, the secret wonder weapon actually was a trapped shaitan in a box that devastated the fragile minds of santa muerte latinx idol worshippers, but was powerless against the faithful warriors of Ali blessed by Allah

Limited range.

@TrevorGoodchild It is a helicopter-mounted weapon and the Iranians were fully aware of that fact and shot down all the US helicopters as fast as they’re guidance systems could acquire them as targets.

@YourAverageNewfag @TrevorGoodchild only a Gold Ship enjoyer could write something this fire

Turns out the Aryanians aren't as retarded as El Venezuelanios and don't give up their leaders as soon as the CIA says "you'll get the 50 mil bounty, trust me bro"

The discombobulator might just be CIA speak for "country has a 5th column of perfidious treacherous Jews".

Mercury is in retrograde.

maybe that's what's wrong with trump, mercury poisoning.

*chirp*

Niggers