"Dagnar, how can you say Colleen is /ourgirl/?"
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@scenesbycolleen @Dagnar Wait are you foid the foid test
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> the foid test
> photo of edelweiss
...how is this a foid test
Am I missing a pop culture reference again?
> photo of edelweiss
...how is this a foid testAm I missing a pop culture reference again?
I did an image search on the flower because I didn't know it; isn't that what anyone would do?
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar men don't know flowers have names.
We just say gay flower if it's pretty or grass if it's any other plant that's not a bush or a tree
We just say gay flower if it's pretty or grass if it's any other plant that's not a bush or a tree
So a man would not look up a flower?
Do you farm or garden at all?
Do you just not interact with those kind of guys on fedi or are all of them somehow women
Do you farm or garden at all?
Do you just not interact with those kind of guys on fedi or are all of them somehow women
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar Ive never heard of a man born with a penis who cultivates flowers, not on fedi or anywhere else.
Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
heh
much more succinct than my post
much more succinct than my post
I'm Wondering Has Woodshop Blocked you Yet Colleen?
Oh lol that was a fun time, we were besties for a day 
(He demanded tummy in 24 hours or he would block me, so I went through his profile "liking" and commenting and posting cute cats and things on a ton of posts
)
(He demanded tummy in 24 hours or he would block me, so I went through his profile "liking" and commenting and posting cute cats and things on a ton of posts
)
Alex
@scenesbycolleen @CozyLife @VaxxSabbath @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @ergo >asking for tummy makes Colleen go through your timeline and like and post cats 👀
Please send tummy.
Please send tummy.
@Alex1488 @CozyLife @VaxxSabbath @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @ergo You don't have to ask for tummy for likes and cat pictures 
Everyone else asks for feets or tummies. I want elbows. Show nao!
@Dagnar @scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife Right Nao?
ORDER UP!
ORDER UP!
@Dagnar @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife ELBOWS 
👍
(excuse the dirty fingernails, I was just in the garden)
👍 (excuse the dirty fingernails, I was just in the garden)
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@Dagnar @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife @scenesbycolleen every gentleman knows to request armpits from my lady 
@ergo @Dagnar @scenesbycolleen I call it the shutzstaffel flower only thoughs brave enough to get on the mountain and pick that flower get to have it featured on the uniform
@ergo @scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar >men don't know flowers have names
Wrong.
🎶 Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt __________ 🎶
Try and find one man who doesn't know what this flower is called.
Wrong.
🎶 Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt __________ 🎶
Try and find one man who doesn't know what this flower is called.
@1967GTO @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @scenesbycolleen AI am a man and don't know what that flower is called, I don't even know if it's considered to be a flower
If you can't tell Colleen is a woman by how she types you're ngmi