Newt did a line of cocaine off a guatamalan hookers ass 5 minutes before he posted this
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@Terry You say that like either of those are a bad thing.
@Terry I only do lines of coke off French hookers tummys. I have standards.
We move the oil across by using screaming lesbians from Minneapolis
We move the oil across by using screaming lesbians from Minneapolis
@Terry Terry I just spilt my coffee laughing so hard. Thank you
@Terry Whoa, he is talking about nuking the US gulf allies...lets hear him out? I am interested in the diplomatic package of rolling into the meting "I am whole sale nuking your country and it will be awesome!"
I'LL HOLD YOUR METH FOR YOU. GIMME YOUR METH.
Sure, but I'm withdrawing my support. I can't trust a man who just gives his drugs away like that.
You may as well say dick
> snorts dick not meth
> australian
Checks out.
> australian
Checks out.
Bro, I don't know how to tell you this but... your dealer has been lying to you.
That is the most Retarded SHIT I've read for quite some time 🖕
You know how i feels about this
How could I forget?
You Complete CUNT 🖕
Just stop this RETARDATION
Ahahaha!! I was wondering when some dim bulb would actually suggest this. Might as well ask the UAE and Omar to give up their land. So you detonate a dozen thermonuclear bombs (LOL) hopefully not setting off any earthquakes, or finding natural gas, and...
>you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks.
You just need to wait 10 years, as zog tries to move literal mountains.
>you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks.
You just need to wait 10 years, as zog tries to move literal mountains.
Sure, when you stop pretending australia's real.
> UK gives rise to Australia
> Aussies become shitpost lords
> Still has trouble bantzing UK
> Aussies become shitpost lords
> Still has trouble bantzing UK
@MCMLXVIIOTG I think the gulf states might get a little NIMBY when you talk about dropping 21 thermo nuclear bombs
australia never existed, it was a cover story for dumping criminals into the ocean.
@Terry Bolton read this and got a 24 hour boner.
@Sui @Dagnar @Doll @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Chzikken_1486 @Terry What we bashing on Australians?
@Chzikken_1486 @Sui @Dagnar @Doll @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Terry I can just see this no gun owner now!
@ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Chzikken_1486 @Doll @Terry Ah yes, the man screamed for her(his) ditched boy friend.
a dozen thermonuclear detonations in Israel and we'd never have war again.
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@ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Doll @Sui @Dagnar @Chzikken_1486 @Terry You what?!?! Hey kangaroos are just deer that have been to prison!
Kangaroos are jumping rat's I'm a different breed
@Terry The Soviets experimented with using nukes during the cold war
>The Chagan nuclear test was conducted by the Soviet Union on January 15, 1965, at the Semipalatinsk Test Site. It was part of the "Nuclear Explosions for the National Economy" program, which aimed to explore peaceful uses of nuclear explosions, such as creating artificial lakes and reservoirs
Surely this is fine!
>Lake Chagan
>The lake has a diameter of 408 meters (1,339 feet) and is approximately 100 meters (330 feet) deep.
>Radioactivity: Lake Chagan remains radioactive, with levels about 100 times higher than permitted for drinking water.
Now use a dozen nukes to build a channel
>The Chagan nuclear test was conducted by the Soviet Union on January 15, 1965, at the Semipalatinsk Test Site. It was part of the "Nuclear Explosions for the National Economy" program, which aimed to explore peaceful uses of nuclear explosions, such as creating artificial lakes and reservoirs
Surely this is fine!
>Lake Chagan
>The lake has a diameter of 408 meters (1,339 feet) and is approximately 100 meters (330 feet) deep.
>Radioactivity: Lake Chagan remains radioactive, with levels about 100 times higher than permitted for drinking water.
Now use a dozen nukes to build a channel