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@p ~esr made flesh
@p Went to costco the other day, they had a sample station for cup noodle. This old man stood there talking to the lady, there was a like an 8 pack or something on the cart.
> You mean this whole box for eight dollars?
I witnessed this man's first exposure to ramen.
> You mean this whole box for eight dollars?
I witnessed this man's first exposure to ramen.
@p @pwm Youngest daughters is a Ramen snob.
>Youngest asks for Ramen for supper.
>Ahh, self sufficiency.
>Yes, do this thing.
>Clang clang clatter. Draws slamming. Fridge jingling.
>Wander upstairs wondering what the hell.
>This is Ramen. There should be no clank clatter slam or jingling.
>Half our refrigerator condiments are on the counter.
>3 bags of frozen vegetables snipped open.
>Spice rack pulled out. More spices than I can count in a neat row.
>Cinnamon? Is this Ramen or a pie?
>Wifeunit.exe is not going to be happy. (Oh well ZFG).
>Something vaguely resembling Ramen is boiling.
>Shrimp flavor packet.
>"What are you doing... this is not how you do ramen."
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
>(Did she just do a Hannibal Lecter smile?)
>This is 100% my child. I do not need a DNA test.
>"You have to eat that."
>"WHOHOHOHAHAHAHA! I WILL! I WILL EAT IT ALL!!!!"
>I have brought monsters into this world.
>(And I feel fine about that).
(She didn't eat any of it).
>Youngest asks for Ramen for supper.
>Ahh, self sufficiency.
>Yes, do this thing.
>Clang clang clatter. Draws slamming. Fridge jingling.
>Wander upstairs wondering what the hell.
>This is Ramen. There should be no clank clatter slam or jingling.
>Half our refrigerator condiments are on the counter.
>3 bags of frozen vegetables snipped open.
>Spice rack pulled out. More spices than I can count in a neat row.
>Cinnamon? Is this Ramen or a pie?
>Wifeunit.exe is not going to be happy. (Oh well ZFG).
>Something vaguely resembling Ramen is boiling.
>Shrimp flavor packet.
>"What are you doing... this is not how you do ramen."
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
>(Did she just do a Hannibal Lecter smile?)
>This is 100% my child. I do not need a DNA test.
>"You have to eat that."
>"WHOHOHOHAHAHAHA! I WILL! I WILL EAT IT ALL!!!!"
>I have brought monsters into this world.
>(And I feel fine about that).
(She didn't eat any of it).
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@SilverDeth @pwm
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
I fuckin' lol'd, man. HFS.
>"Yes! That's because it's.... "(lowers her voice)...
>"...ADVANCED RAMEN!!!!"
I fuckin' lol'd, man. HFS.
@SilverDeth @pwm @p cinnamon? and shrimp? that’s like next-level Japanese/Lebanese fusion shit right there
@VaxxSabbath @p @pwm
Fusion is a good choice of words in all its horribleness...
...the resulting... slurry... didn't survive long...
...fortunately
Fusion is a good choice of words in all its horribleness...
...the resulting... slurry... didn't survive long...
...fortunately