Burritos are $20 because we deported all the Mexicans, causing burrito scarcity
Timeline
Post
Remote status
Context
2
You can make mexican food with a White wife real easily, fyi.
@trucku can Chinese people make burritos? I feel like they could but ive never seen it
Replies
9
@RustyCrab @trucku in the entire midwest almost all chinese food kitchens are staffed by mexicans so why not the opposite
General Tso Chicken Burrito sounds pretty decent actually.
@feralphilosophernc @RustyCrab @trucku With a rice paper ‘tortilla’. Not sure about the cheese and sour cream though.
@feralphilosophernc @RustyCrab @trucku Rangoon style mixture replaces the cheese and sour cream. A sprinkle of crispy noodles for that CRONCH.
I was thinking rice paper wrap, spring roll veg mix, pork fried rice, General Tso Chicken, spicy peanut sauce. Would be good.
@RustyCrab @trucku they call it spring rolls
@RustyCrab @trucku theoretical chiggurrito
@RustyCrab @trucku moo shu pork is like a chinese taco