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so, that experiment has concluded
tabasco classic recipe as lube.. ow
like, you start off and like ok, not so bad, little warm
and then it keeps getting hotter
and hotter
hotter still
till you can’t keep the motions happening anymore
and you're laughing in pain
tried to keep going for just a liitle longer and noped out

in the shower
water of normal warmth is so gosh darned hot
cooling, rinsing it off, washing it
doesn't help
opted to give oil a go (i keep some coconut oil in the bathroom for my hair ^^)
that helped, not fixed, but helped
actually managed to get to the point of.. ahem..
but even now, it's still burning a bit... the oil only really turned the intensity down, not really canceled the sensation

but yeah, lesson learned - capsaicin and the nether regions don't play nice
painful, to be sure, but still not quite to my limits of pain(?)
i do wonder how much pain it takes to black out from it
i wonder what my limits actually are
all that of course with the caveat of not being permanently damaged, pain can be fun, hospitalization is not

@tidest if you just use chillis, you can dip your stuff in milk, casein in milk should neutralize any capsacin that hasnt already inflamed you, so it should prevent it from worsening

then wash thouroughly with cold water
alternate/repeat

catch it fast enough and it should be fine-ish
but HOT SAUCE (tabasco style and most other styles as well) will hurt you more than using actual chillis, because hotsauce is just (fermented) chilli powder in strong vinegar. the vinegar is acid. acid burns. cold running water to rinse off all acid as fast as possible to shorten burning