Men like this are the main reason I wouldn't mind a septum piercing tbh
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@mushroom_soup Please don't let TEMU Bam Marjera convince you to also be a jackass.
@vii Nah these are cool
@vii Until a couple days ago when Amelia dropped y'all were shitting on colored hair too so I honestly think a lot of the anti septum piercing thing is totally performative and not actually indicative of real preference
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Septum rings are fucking godawful on women and so are tattoos. Colored hair is temporary.
Ehhhh no it's been a good judgment as warning coloration for a reason. The only reason why Amelia (gay as fuck meme btw) has purple hair is because she shows up in globohomo art style in the first place; nobody "chose" her to have it, it's just how the meme came off the paper.
@Owl @Goalkeeper @vii 'warning coloration' in nature is meant to warn *predators* so I've always found that particular sentiment funny
The person that has the color provides the warning sign, same as any animal. That's what I mean, mushroom_soup@/r/poa.st
Glad to see you're entertaining your husband tonight, once-feral canine creature...
@Owl @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup oh actually he didn't tell me explicitly if we were scronkin tonight to make up for yesterday, idunno if anyone showed up last night because i was bizz.
Wait what
@Owl @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup i thought you were referring to pwm and trying to get a reaction out of me so i replaced husband with pwm mentally and continued having a normal conversation
don't
ever call me 'twin' again I swear to god
ever call me 'twin' again I swear to god
You said 'twins' you bitch-ass.
@Owl @f0x @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup as in, "we're twins?" That's the correct tense. If I said to f0x, "We're twin" that would be wrong
Don't........ piss me off at 8PM I swear to god
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @f0x @mushroom_soup @vii That was the final piece of the puzzle...
prepare for infinite pizza deliveries
prepare for infinite pizza deliveries
You're gonna feel really stupid when I finish my schooling and end up in New Hampshire.
Man I can't believe pwm is gonna pass away in an eerie coincidental mishap after this post just sad you never see it coming
@Owl @f0x @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup It has been presaged that I will kill myself by shooting myself twice in the back of the head.
Oh so you ARE a democrat.....
@Owl @f0x @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup you can tell by my prominent position on the sex offender registry
Not at nine. Not at seven. Not at six-seven. Never.
I bet crypto you can't pronounce his name properly.
>I need to meet someone to know how to pronounce their name
fucking goynip smokers in here stg
fucking goynip smokers in here stg
yes but I'm calling upon Him to save me from this wretched Hell I have made for myself
I have yet to begin getting what I wholly and truly deserve, trust me.
Flew a little close to the sun there, Icarus.
No it's more like
I dug a little too close to the gas line....?
I dug a little too close to the gas line....?
@Owl @f0x @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup good thing they put those sulfurous compounds in there to let you know the polite thing to do is to strike a match
You know you raise a good point.
Hell is said to have fire and brimstone right? But brimstone is sulfur. So that means Hell should never be presented as burning with red and orange flames, because sulfur burns blue.
Hell is said to have fire and brimstone right? But brimstone is sulfur. So that means Hell should never be presented as burning with red and orange flames, because sulfur burns blue.
@Owl @pwm @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup all presentations of hell are fabrications of ~15th century denominations anyway iirc.
Yes, but still. It's not like the Bible just started existing around that time, that Hell has sulfur (brimstone) isn't new. Artists are just retarded.
Sewage line actually.
dsmc.space hellthreads are like
nicecrew.digital hellthreads only with 90% more snobbery and "um ackshually"
nicecrew.digital hellthreads only with 90% more snobbery and "um ackshually"
@Owl @pwm @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup and also very normal music files that you should listen to that aren't bad for you at all. 
No you guys have the absolute most GAY tastes in music, that's not even me being joking or Jewish about it. It always starts off as noise and then the gayest synths, or it starts off with guitar or whatever and I just roll my eyes like "this is what people on party drugs listen to for the sake of saying they have a broad taste in music" that's not actually refined or substantial at all, most of it is literally noise.
@Owl @pwm @f0x @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup >starts off as noise and then the gayest synths
Xiu Xiu mentioned 🖤
Xiu Xiu mentioned 🖤
@pwm @syzygy @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup @Owl being a fe(male) that listens to shit like femtanyl and cats millionaire and her(his) many derivations is a weird place to be
I have perfectly described dsmc.space's taste in music long before now.
@Owl @pwm @syzygy @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup penis type music beat and super sex delivery 2 - enter the cum zone (f/c hitech frontier 01) are good songs
@f0x @syzygy @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup @Owl so many fucking things are just gangster's paradise reduxes
There we fucking go, there it is again.
This is what people on E listen to.
This is what people on E listen to.
I mean ecstasy you drug addicts.
@Owl @f0x @syzygy @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup I have never used or imbibed a controlled substance, not even for anesthetic purposes.
you really thought I was gonna sit here and believe that
@Owl @f0x @syzygy @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup I was never cool enough for drugs, which is funny given who I'm principally associated with on here
@pwm @syzygy @vii @Goalkeeper @mushroom_soup @Owl that was a skit from that comedian guy.. alcoholics and smokers have to deal with the crazy ones so crazy they got thrown out.