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My dad calls me the human megaphone

So what’s his nickname? “Human megaphone” doesn’t roll off the tongue

My dad doesn’t have a nickname.

Yours boneheaded 😑

What?

OMG, what is your dad’s actual nickname for you?

Heh…I can’t say because it’s based off my real name. But basically that I’m annoying.

That’s what I thought, so now you’re known as Janice in my brain due to the loudness

If you want. I suppose it could be worse.

Does any 90s children want to explain Janice to Rose or know?

Here, this might help

I was born in the 90’s

Boomers are 30 years older than me

OLD

I know. Isn’t it great? I can finally be an old curmudgeon instead of just a curmudgeon.