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@Mombi @PraxisOfEvil @graf @pwm In the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month, in the tenth day of the month, Nebuchadnezzar, the king of Babylon, came with his whole crew against Jerusalem, and set up some sick forts around it.

The city was mewing until the eleventh year of unc Zedekiah.

And on the ninth day of the fourth month, the famine hit the city hard, and there was no bread for the lil cuzzos of the land.

Then the city got broken up, and all the men that could throw hands ghosted by night through the gate between two walls, which is by the unc's garden. (Now the Chaldees were around the city like a sick crew.) And the unc went the way toward the plain.

The crew of the Chaldees chased unc, and caught him in the plains of Jericho. And all his crew got rekt.

So they took unc and brought him up to the unc of Babylon to Riblah, and they gave judgment upon him.

And they killed the lil bruhs of Zedekiah before his eyes, and put out the eyes of Zedekiah, and bound him with some sick brass fetters, and carried him to Babylon.