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@vriska

@anna cc @sun

@genmaicha spoilers

@sun you mean the character beetlejuice?

These bitches with their sick tits and muscles and thighs and no personality

@vii If it can be nostr does that mean there's a bridge here

@pernia

25 + x = 13 + (25 + x) / 2 + 7
25 + x = 20 + (25 + x)/2
5 + x = (25 + x)/2
10 + 2x = 25 + x
x = 15

(Desmos confirms that algebra)

40/2 + 7 = 27, though, rather than 28, so let's see what happens if we do x = 15 - ε

(40-ε)/2 + 7 = 27 - ε/2. Note, 15 - ε years have elapsed, giving her the age of 27 - ε. We have that 27 - ε/2 > 27 - ε, though, so she's still too young.

I think that checks out? Weird how discrete it is, though

@pernia I 100% fucked this up give me a minute

@pernia yeah im retarded that'd give her the age of 28 - ε fuck me

@pernia This is what normally happens when I do math I fuck up and I fuck up and I fuck up and I bang my head against the wall and I bang my head against the wall and either the wall breaks or the answer falls out of my head

@pernia How did I fuck up the original equation, I don't understand............ the answer is less than 15 years...

@harbeau I too pretend to have read plato or Aristotle or whoever

I'm sorry, I didn't understand, can you please repeat in African American Vernacular English

@sun I think we need to find some way to iterate on this joke

@fif me too how many stocks should I buy

It's the 10th anniversary of Shitfuck Jones and his Magical Sharpie this Saturday, what are your favourite #ShitfuckMoments?