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Fuck i love the look on nurses faces when you dictate the rules of care to them.

consent is their entire moral universe. you are giving yours in a particular way

I sat and patiently reminded them what a DNR is, then asked them to explain why the patient was allowed a DNR.

then explained how i was denying them doing their fucking 'stats' every 2 hours all through the night, just to collect stats.

Totally reasonable. Don’t let them fuck up your sleep. If you start dying their machines go crazy anyway

Exactly.

Hey .. uh .. please put some contingency plan in place to let us know should you kick the koala. We lost Kuklinski and probably Turkelton with no word. I'd hate to be left wondering about you.

Trying...

LMA wants to know too.
+ mu cleaning lady would be hurt to not get a call, i think.

Nah. He won't die. Not yet.

Probably outlive me and I'm older but in better health. Too hard to die.

We're too stupid to die easy... lol

Considering my background, I might die and completely not know it.

I thought I was having heart trouble but it turned out to be acid reflux from zyns (yes I know they are suppo to be for zoomers but cigarettes were giving me copd)

When did you start smoking? I started June 3rd, 1989 at around 11:30 pm.

September of 1999. it was in the afternoon. a friend gave me a parliament light in his shitty car. it was like coming home.