guy on fedi giving dating advice
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@Junes I'M TRYING, OKAY?
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF NIGGAS DON'T LISTEN
JUST BECAUSE MY DISPLAY NAME IS "I ❤️ BLACK PUSSY 🍁" DOESN'T MEAN MY ADVICE IS ANY LESS APT
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF NIGGAS DON'T LISTEN
JUST BECAUSE MY DISPLAY NAME IS "I ❤️ BLACK PUSSY 🍁" DOESN'T MEAN MY ADVICE IS ANY LESS APT
@WoodshopHandman @Junes apt is short for armpit
@Junes just be yourself and yell as loudly as you can women love it when you're assertive
@Junes I've asked several cute girls I saw while out hiking "does this smell like cloroform to you?", but they never reply to me after that. 😔
You're laying it on too strong...
@Junes Alright alright here's the strategy that always works: threaten to slash her tires, firebomb her car and drone her office unless she goes out with you.
IS YOUR ADVICE RELEVANT FOR GETTING A BLACK GF SPECIFICALLY?
guy on fedi giving dating advice
@Junes just marry her bro
@Junes "you just count the rings"
@Junes just be yourself and yell as loudly as you can women love it when you're assertive