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I wish i could live that life
Go out and eat grass, moomaxxing
Go out and eat grass, moomaxxing
@FiestaBun i dunno about the barefoot walking
@FiestaBun actually i dont know what mouth taping is either. do you tape your mouth shut?
It's so you don't sleep with your mouth open at night
@Nudhul @FiestaBun Im with this sperg. I hate the feeling of my feet on textures
@Nudhul @FiestaBun asphalt is the worst and grass is only barely tolerable
@pwm @FiestaBun barefoot walking puts you at risk of 🍄 FUNGAL 🍄 infections like athlete's foot and ring worm
@pwm @FiestaBun @Nudhul i like walking barefoot provided I am ensured a towel that fixes everything so that i am ready for transport
@f0x @FiestaBun @Nudhul I'll carry a towel for you but rest assured I will be in big ol boots, safe from interloping particles
@pwm @FiestaBun @Nudhul tfw your stupid bitch warwife falls and slips into jagged rocks while crossing a river barefoot on your way to a picnic by the waterfall (i did this once and bust my dang knee open)
@pwm @FiestaBun many such cases
Touch grass, literally. Good times. 11/10 do recommend
And sun ur balls.
I respectfully disagree.
@adequate_birb @FiestaBun @f0x @ForbiddenDreamer @Nudhul adequate requires there be no places the sun don't shine
Are you a doctor now?
Does that mean my fat buns?
@adequate_birb @pwm @FiestaBun @ForbiddenDreamer @Nudhul the pipeline from -->functional balls to ---> "hurdurr balls in sunlight i read a study once" to ---> poisoned sperm is quick and dangerous.
@pwm @FiestaBun @adequate_birb @f0x @ForbiddenDreamer @Nudhul noted: f0x doesn't want men to be personally fulfilled
It's the only way to expel the microplastics. I saw it on the internet.
@bajax @pwm @FiestaBun @adequate_birb @ForbiddenDreamer @Nudhul this is not true. I want men to have functional balls ?!?!
Why? What have you been plotting to do with my balls? 
@adequate_birb @pwm @FiestaBun @ForbiddenDreamer @Nudhul THE MICROPLASTICS LEVEL IS NEGLIGIBLE DUE TO SCIENTIFIC ERROR !! THERE ARE A FRACTION OF A PERCENTAGE OF MICROPLAATICS IN YOU AS ALWAYD EVER SINCE SAP FELL FROM THE FIRST TREES
@f0x @FiestaBun @adequate_birb @ForbiddenDreamer @Nudhul they've been contaminating their samples with their gloves, too fwiw
Have you tried using bowling balls instead?
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IM SO FUCKING HIGH ON MICROPLASTICS
I FUCKING LOVE THEM NOM NOM NOM
I FUCKING LOVE THEM NOM NOM NOM
While your down there.....ZIIIIIIIP
What's behind the zipper? 