Kinda want waffles and sausage breakfast but nobody to make it for me. Why even live
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@SuperSnekFriend @graf protip: 3AM for free Wrestlemania with your waffles
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@milk @SuperSnekFriend I ordered White Castle at 3am in Detroit and it was delivered by a nigger on a bike
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend I wonder what the odds are that the bike was stolen.
@graf @SuperSnekFriend advanced conjuring skill
did you know that uber eats delivery guys have an internal secret "desperation score" and target the poorer drivers who will do anything for that $4?
The bike's owner must be pissed.
Alex
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend >a bicycle
Not 'his' bicycle. A bicycle.
Not 'his' bicycle. A bicycle.
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend Thats the most authentic zogmerican experience possible
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend I can feel the resentment through the screen, and it is the mood of your average delivery driver. I just like having an excuse to drive.
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend He looks pleasant
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend Ordering deliverslop from Thirdie is like tyhe new smoking. You're trying to quit but every once in a while you fall off the horse. 😐
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend You are threatening your own life eating that shit