DOD:
please make a programming language for us that doesn't explode constantly
Ada:
[15 years later]
White House:
we gotta embezzle millions on Safe C initiatives! programming is horrible! all the shit crashes constantly!
DOD:

imagine actually bothering to know what shit your institutions actually do
Ada:
[15 years later]
White House:
DOD:
imagine actually bothering to know what shit your institutions actually do