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@Shadowbroker2135 okay but my AI has been generating waifus with smaller boobs, still suits ubel ngl
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@graf I love Ubel whether she's an A, B, or C, cup.
@Shadowbroker2135 A-B is peak female form ngl
@graf @Shadowbroker2135 can I use your phone too have sex?
@graf @Shadowbroker2135 it’s your phone.
@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Women hate to know a man is using a phone another man bought. You should stop posting about it if you want to get the hot tub bitches on your dick brother
@graf @Shadowbroker2135 if I come back too America, it means that I’m killing all of you.
good luck GRAF.
good luck GRAF.
@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 By the time you arrive I won't be in the US. It's simple. I just deek you out every time you try to kill me because you are too slow and unstable due to many years of alcohol abuse
@Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Yes they do. Women are the #1 lovers of people who literally hate them. Are you retarded?
@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 graf the aikido master vs Jonny the drunk (2026, colorized (Jonny finally lost his hair))
@vriska @Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Listen speed weed, everybody in this thread is straight we don't need the gay angle in this rn. Women are fucking retarded gay or straight btw
@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 cute, retard
I don’t smoke weed.
or what ever you kids do.
Graf, please PLEASE don’t do the jew stuff.
I don’t smoke weed.
or what ever you kids do.
Graf, please PLEASE don’t do the jew stuff.
@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 what is the jew stuff
@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 if I wake up one day and have too hurt people…
I hurt everybody.
I hurt everybody.
@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 You haven't hurt anybody in 20 years except your mom bro
@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 cute.
@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 It's a failure to eat bacon cheeseburgers. I am pretty sure brisket poutine counts mostly so I can verify you are not doing that.
@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I have fed pete some insane foods over the last couple years. the brisket poutine he's talking about we got at the shittiest dive bar in toronto. the only one still serving past like 3am and I bet he has dreams about it
@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Once he releases it he ceases to exist because he no longer has a purpose. You don't wan't that. Anti revolver release. Pro revolver development
@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I have talked to many women and I am only bad at ball-sports. In boxing and kickboxing and Muay Thai, it is strictly forbidden to kick any balls.
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@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf I suck at sports but I would enjoy if women played with me. But I'm to dumb to get social cues and talking to them is confusing.
@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree No, that is a sport that features balls predominantly.
> It is 2 a.m.
> Pete is working late.
> Pete goes to the break room.
> There is a UFC thing on the screen.
> Pete sits down to watch that a while before returning to work.
> Manager of different team comes through.
> This guy is gay but the middle-aged-slacks-and-khakis-in-Pasadena kind.
> He gets a coffee.
> He sees what I am watching.
> "I never understood why straight men watch this."
He is correct about hug-fighting. The "north-south position" is referred to by a number everywhere else on earth.
> It is 2 a.m.
> Pete is working late.
> Pete goes to the break room.
> There is a UFC thing on the screen.
> Pete sits down to watch that a while before returning to work.
> Manager of different team comes through.
> This guy is gay but the middle-aged-slacks-and-khakis-in-Pasadena kind.
> He gets a coffee.
> He sees what I am watching.
> "I never understood why straight men watch this."
He is correct about hug-fighting. The "north-south position" is referred to by a number everywhere else on earth.
@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Thank you for reminding me I have to mount a TV in the kitchen so we can have a livestream of the federated timeline (or videos/recipes) while in kitchen cooking
@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree This is excellent plan and please also incorporate a grafskitchen @ poast account that is a speech-to-text bot running on a Pi in your kitchen. (This is a thing you can do what that Radxa Rock5! It's a beefy lil fucker. I am using it as my main desktop for current situation.) The bot just posts, unattributed, all of the things said in the kitchen while it is running. For bonus points, make it extremely shitty mic and terrible bot. I will help with this if we can make it a reality.
@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Yeah I can but it will just be dramaniggers streaming shitty things to say to me 99.9999999995% of the time
@p @Ree @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 pete your media is still absolutely fucking broken until like 4 hours after you post it. just let me run a media server for you man
@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 murder.
@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 maybe learn a new word buddy
@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I don't. 
I actually quit when I was 17 because it made programming harder.
I actually quit when I was 17 because it made programming harder.
@graf @p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree perhaps you are on the poop list
His works okay for me on my whack ass cell connection
His works okay for me on my whack ass cell connection
@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Nah, nah, other way around: person in the kitchen speaking, it goes into the bot, the bot turns it into text, then the bot posts the text.
@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Nah, nah, other way around: person in the kitchen speaking, it goes into the bot, the bot turns it into text, then the bot posts the text.
@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree oh yeah im fine with that some of the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life happened in my kitchen
@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree this would be funny and is therefore the righteous course of action
@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Once he releases it he ceases to exist because he no longer has a purpose. You don't wan't that. Anti revolver release. Pro revolver development
@georgia @vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Only drugs I'm involved with is mushrooms, alcohol and God
@graf @Ree @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 If you wanna toss me another box, it will probably make it easier, but it shouldn't be broken so much, like, I foiled the scraper. Just I have been shitting a lot of files at it recently.
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@pwm @graf @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @vriska The bot did get overzealous before I figured out how to kill the scraper (I ended up just taking advantage of the fact that he uses a million proxies). I unfucked some of the bot stuff.
Anyone that has trouble seeing it, please DM your IP or media proxy (or just send all the media.fse traffic through Tor, Tor still works) or do something that makes you have a different IP. I have whitelisted some people's IPs when clearing it didn't work; UA helps because it was doing UA-based murder before.
Anyone that has trouble seeing it, please DM your IP or media proxy (or just send all the media.fse traffic through Tor, Tor still works) or do something that makes you have a different IP. I have whitelisted some people's IPs when clearing it didn't work; UA helps because it was doing UA-based murder before.
@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree It was difficult being unable to post because of raw-meat-hands. This solves that problem.