"i'm fumbling a foid based on something no longer applicable, let me whine about not having a wife."
brother for the love of Christ get married
brother for the love of Christ get married
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@f0x please don't subpost me. it's bad enough she probably hates my guts.
@HatkeshiatorTND sorry, i don't think we've ever spoke.
@f0x @HatkeshiatorTND spoken*
@pwm @HatkeshiatorTND "bro there's just one more tense i swear it'll be the last tense you ever have to memorize okay just one more tense bro i promise"
@HatkeshiatorTND @pwm ... spoke vs spoken would be a tense, not a mood. wouldn't it????
@HatkeshiatorTND @f0x say shit that's technically correct, or correct adjacent.
It's funner.
*Funner is a word in Slocomb Alabama (they have excellent tomatoes if you're ever passing through)
It's funner.
*Funner is a word in Slocomb Alabama (they have excellent tomatoes if you're ever passing through)
@pwm @HatkeshiatorTND funner i hardly know er or whatever
@f0x @HatkeshiatorTND women are anti fun so you can't "funner"
@pwm @HatkeshiatorTND if i ever saw a woman i'd give her quite a talking to if they are as real as people say
@HatkeshiatorTND @pwm android wife uoh or something
@f0x @HatkeshiatorTND obligatory
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@HatkeshiatorTND @f0x like putting a ring on it, she instead puts a prosthetic hand on you, signifying your bond, after you ritually mangle your fleshy one in her bits to consummate the relationship
@HatkeshiatorTND @f0x I like mine better
@HatkeshiatorTND @f0x human is selfish
@f0x @HatkeshiatorTND that was deliberately incorrect and quirky for style points. You must demonstrate mastery of rules of language before you can break them, for effect.
@pwm @HatkeshiatorTND silent hill f type shit
@f0x @HatkeshiatorTND I'm JUST saying it's kinda cute