The Preganté ShroomMother
Told my mom the good news, she started crying, hyperventilating and almost passed out. And ehej we told my dad and grandpa it was another episode each of crying and hyperventilating. Very cute. She 404d for 5 seconds when she saw the positive tests.
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---> at first I thought you were talking about the Fedi Fumble...
Momma-to-be-MommaShroom...
My mom is the biggest fedi fumble fan lol
---> w-wait...GmaShroom is on Decayable....?!?... 
@jill @Decayable Ya, @Doll
No I was being silly 
She's based but not super based I'd get grounded if she saw some of the shit I say lol
She's based but not super based I'd get grounded if she saw some of the shit I say lol
Yeah doll and sui are my parents
Father of Decay has a nice ring to it tbh, I sound like a dark souls boss.
I was going to add tags to you and Doll but I can't reach the save button on mobile.
The weird lore of decayable ink gets stranger everyday
The weird lore of decayable ink gets stranger everyday
The janny to admin to adopted father pipeline is pretty fast, but hey ho here we go 
(Doll murders any/all badges so don't tell her and it'll last longer btw)
(Doll murders any/all badges so don't tell her and it'll last longer btw)
One day your thrown a broom before fully stepping into the cave, the next your my dad. Life comes at you fast.