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I felt the "Jart" bit.

(My sister was evil)

https://youtube.com/shorts/65F1aqC6O8o?is=b-unjljuLXZ8iuu5

These fucking brats would never have survived a 1970s iron pipe playground.

Sheeeit, nig.
When we were thirsty on the playground we found the water sprinklers, and sucked water right out of the ground LOFL.
This was in the 60s.

I used to open up the strip of caps for my cap gun and collect the cordite into a pile then drop a rock on it.

I opened it up as well. But since I was an official troublemaker.

We had our hot wheels crossing a bridge we made near a creek. We use it with some firecrackers bundled together to see the bridge blow up.

We got in trouble for blowing up a lizard tied to a matchbox car.

I would loved to hang out with you. We probably could have started a terrorist cell.

I could have. I knew a lot of people back then. Real interesting people.

soda can of gasoline, wire, and a 9v battery. My mom beat shit outta me before I got to try setting it off.

Soak a lid from a Styrofoam beer cooler in an oil pan full of gasoline until it becomes pliable like clay. Then roll that clay in gunpowder from torn open firecrackers and your Granddad's shotgun shells and knead it in through and through.

Providing that a static electric spark hasn't yet blown up you and your dumbass friends, you're now in possession of some quality Poor Man's Plastic Explosive.

Act accordingly.

*writes this down before you realize you did a fed crime*

That was the basis of the plot of the first chapter of my TOTALLY FICTIONAL book that in no way, shape, or form was meant to be taken seriously despite the fact that it makes the "Turner Diaries" look like a Mother Goose and Grimm fairytale.

Turner Diaries .. another of the WN "holy books" I never read

I never read it either, but kinda feel like I have from all the talk of it on the WN interwebs. Seems pretty basic and unrealistic from what I gather.